The Get Your Skates On Trail
Ideal for: petrol heads and wannabe Torvils or Deans
Avoid if: you're really boring
Bring // You’ll need: a sense of humour. Leave your pride at home
Terrain: tracks and bones...yes, bones
The start: Roller Disco at The Tower Ballroom
If, like me, you'll always have a place in your heart for Pontins holiday camps then the Tower Ballroom should offer a welcome slice of nostalgia. This mad old place overlooking the gorgeous Edgbaston Reservoir began life as a roller skating rink before transforming into a ballroom. Aptly, they now hold a Roller Disco twice a month. Expect 70s and 80s cheese and hair-raising bathroom trips in this mildly terrifying night out. www.thetowerbirmingham.co.uk
Reservoir Road, Edgbaston
1st and 3rd Friday of every month 8pm-1am. £15 (or £10 if you bring your own skates)
The number 80 bus stops nearby (a 7-minute walk), boarding at Smallbrook Queensway in the city centre and alighting at Osler Street. You'll need a taxi on the way back.
The middle bit: Go Karting at Teamsport, Oldbury
After a character building night on the skates you should be feeling suitably brave come Saturday morning, and with 1000 metres of track and 13 corners (unlucky for some) Teamsport indoor go karting is the perfect hangover cure.
Get up in the race-wear provided (the best bit) and channel your inner Sebastian Vettel in petrol karts on a multi-level track that includes a rather daunting flyover. There's a spectator area for the speed-averse and a bar in which to build some Dutch courage. Book in advance. www.team-sport.co.uk
Unit 7-10 Park Lane Industrial Estate, Oldbury
The nearest train station is Langley Green -15 mins from Birmingham Moor Street station.
The end: Le Monde Fish Restaurant
Like being in a market only much, MUCH posher, this place has a fish counter to die for. Take your time to peruse and, in light of this trail's theme, I heartily recommend the skate... A word of warning, all fish dishes are served a la plancha (cooked on a griddle to you and I) and the result if pesky fish bones. You might want to take them up on their offer of filleting the whole fish for you at the table. For the especially brave, they're big on oysters here. www.le-mondebirmingham.co.uk
Brindley Place, city centre. Approximately a 20-min walk from Moor Street station
If your skate-legs are a little dusty, Birmingham Wheels Roller Speed Club do roller skating lessons on Saturdays.
Lunch at Le Monde is a great deal at £12.50 for two courses.
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Photos kindly supplied by the venues.